- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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