A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Women's rights.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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. . I am a whale

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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