Tim and Eric

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What is Jason? Black.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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