A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Wenis Penis

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black people

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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