What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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where is the world?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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