Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Weaner

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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I have an erection My mom!

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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