what goes woof ? A dog.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Anti Joke

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