your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Potato salad

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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I am a real homosexual

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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no really what are ur names?

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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