Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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captcha: all yer base

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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knock,knock you suck

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Anti Joke

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