- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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