so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Joke.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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