- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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