Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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