Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What can fly? Lots of things

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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