Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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