why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Wats a joke?

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Frown is a four letter word.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You see how lame this is?

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.