a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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the WNBA

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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