Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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someone called a frog a frog

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miley cyrus

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PATHETIC

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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