Your social life.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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