why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Your mom is so nice.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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