BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Anti Joke

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