What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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You.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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