roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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