What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Carrot fingers

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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