- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Stephen Hawking

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Women's Rights

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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