What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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