Cleveland winning something

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Get it? More.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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