What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Donald Trump

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Your're racist.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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darude- sandstorm

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Anti Joke

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