Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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