whats hairy and crys your mom

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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BWAT

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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