What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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