How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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