Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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