What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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