Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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