Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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