roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Xbox One

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Women Sports.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Justin Beiber

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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