Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Women's rights.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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