Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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