Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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MAKE

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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