Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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I am dyslexic

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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what's up? my penis.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Anti Joke

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