why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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