Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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knock knock who's there?

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Anti Joke

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