Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Jeff

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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your moms my other ride

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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