- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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