What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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j.p. is dumb

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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