Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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I like the color potato.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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A storm be brewin!

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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