- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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