Society.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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I C U P White stuff

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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