Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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