What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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