yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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knock knock? come in

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Did you know?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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