Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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