- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What is Jason? Black.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

This is my favorite antijoke.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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