what looks like a banana? a penis

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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derp

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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The joke below me is retarded

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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