How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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