why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What is Jason? Black.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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