A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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He--Hey guys

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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