Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Can I touch it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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nickel back

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What does water taste like? Water

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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