What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Google Doodles

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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