Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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