why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Anti Joke

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