- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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