Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Anti Joke

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