How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Tennesse

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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knock knock Come in.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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to get to the other side.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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