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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Your mums a potato

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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