What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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lol

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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