What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Asian women drivers...

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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