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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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