- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What does 1+1 equal? 2

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Justin Bieber

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What is the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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