The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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why are balck people black because they are

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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the cow goes moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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