whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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JEWS

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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