Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What's an Anti Joke?

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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