A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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