Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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