Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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