What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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poop.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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