- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

why did the black guy die? cancer

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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