what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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whats long and green? weed

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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