what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Smart Blondes

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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bacon

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