What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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