- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

George W. Bush

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Katy Perry

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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