How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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knock knock go away!!!

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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