Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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girls lacrosse

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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pudding

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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I agree

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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