when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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