a horse walks into a barn

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A woman's opinion

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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