Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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