What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Gorden Brown.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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