Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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a man died

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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