You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Anything involving women..

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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