How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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