- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

women sports....

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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