- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Shut up

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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