whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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