- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

a horse walks into a barn

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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