i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Anti Joke

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