2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Susie has Autism

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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involved parents.

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You suck big fat slobber

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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