What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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wenis

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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