what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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